Social Distancing Diaries: Day 72

Dear Diary

The Quotable Edition

Ellen keeps a running quote list on her phone. These are things she has overheard in our family during quarantine. Unfortunately the funniest ones are not appropriate for a wider audience, but we hope you enjoy!

“George Washington isn’t *that* famous. He’s as famous as Taylor Swift in my book!” –Eden

“I mostly drink tea to smell it.” –Hayley

“What’s ‘fastidious’? It sounds like a seafood.” –Lily

“I ended up having to choose between waffle fries and mashed potatoes, and that was REALLY hard.” –Ellen

“I’m so bored I have to fake cry!” –Eden

“So skip the fancy knick knacks and sling some mulch for your ‘ol Mum!” –Theresa

“Get your Mexican undies!” –Theresa (Aerie was having a sale on Cinco de Mayo)

“That scared the spit right out of me!” –Hayley

“I only like books where people DIE. And have terrible endings.” –Lily

“I like to have a balanced lunch. I like to have my pile of fries be as big as my sandwich.” –Theresa

“You have a boyfriend. The least you could do for me is give me shot gun.” –Lily

“You can’t go slap a cold slice of ham on a warm egg!” –Theresa

“When you say ‘vibes’ do you picture “V-I-B-E-Z?” –Eden

You might observe that there are no quotes from Tom. He has one on the official quote list, but it is not appropriate for a wider audience. It is, however, a zinger!

Anyone else not going anywhere??